Wednesday, December 1, 2010

S F O


My flight today from Bend to San Francisco
was one of the smelliest.
I couldn't tell if the toddler behind me had shit his pants,
or if the fatso sitting across from me was farting away,
but it smelled like shit.
Then I had the kid kicking the back of my seat
and making all kinds of noise
while his mom somehow slept.
I wasn't too pleased, but then...
I took a bite of my PJ Budders chocolate bar
(you know what I'm talkin' 'bout!),
put some Deejay DFlow on the headphones
(SONIC BOOM!)
and looked out the window at
San Francisco, California!
...and I was hella good.